This is Agneskia. She’s from Lithuania, and she’s just wearing some black lingerie for a photoshoot for Maxim magazine. You can’t deny: she looks amazing.
Now, let me tell you something: if your imaginary girlfriend doesn’t look as good as Agneskia when she’s wearing those cute little panties and bras you bought her the other day, then you need to get a new imaginary girlfriend.
And, if your real girlfriend looks as sexy as Agneskia, then you know what to do: take some photos of her in black lingerie and send them this way. I’ll compare them with the photos of her I took last night, when you weren’t home.
Thanks for the tip, Lone Ranger